23 posts tagged “qotd”
What is your "role" in your family?
Your mom.
Are you a good dancer or do you have two left feet? What's your signature dance move?
The Benes.
In 5 words or less, who are you?
Submitted by dejablu503.
The dude banging your mom.
March is National Women's History Month. What women are making history today?
Your mom.
What was the one toy you wanted as a kid that your parents never bought you?
Submitted by Princess of Darkness.
A fucking swing set. "Yard's too steep; can't have one! Sorry!"
Except that, two years later, my sister got one. What about the yard now, huh?
Assholes.
How did you meet your current, or most recent, significant other?
Yeah, thanks, Vox--rub it in. Like Valentine's Day isn't enough.
Thanks, dickface.
What are the things in life that you're truly passionate about?
Submitted by Jess.
If last night is any indication, whiskey and cocaine.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
Submitted by Megan.
Probably iguana. This iguana, in fact.
Sold to the family I was living with (in a small, rural, Nahuatl-speaking village in Mexico) by some children who, apparently, found it, killed it and then went door to door trying to sell it. For the record, iguana tastes like horrible, cheap, chewy chicken in a dirt-flavored marinade. An iguana this size costs about 20 pesos.
What are 5 things you'd like to accomplish in the next 5 years?
- Get a PhD.
- Travel around Southeast Asia (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Burma).
- Get back to Finland for a visit (Mä kaipaan Suomee!).
- Run a half-marathon (damn does that seem overly ambitious, but five years is a long time, right?).
- Be reasonably proficient in six languages (preferably of different language families).
What's your musical horoscope? (Put your music player on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that come up.) Inspired by Stephanie.
I'm not sure why, but I feel like a huge tool participating in this... But here goes (with commentary):
1. Sorry - Madonna (Didn't listen; that album is SO played out--Sorry, Madge!)
2. Click Song Number 1 - Miriam Makeba (WOO!)
3. Rubikin Kuutio - Ultra Bra (also WOO!)
4. Thomas Rusiak - Hiphopper (My lord, the Swedes)
5. Nainen, joka elää vapaaherran elämää (heavy metal mix) - Ultra Bra
6. Poika Vuoden Takaa - Ultra Bra (Oops I have lots of Ultra Bra music!)
7. Hipit Rautaa - Eppu Normaali
8. Porushka-Paranya - Bering Straight (Best Bluegrass song in Russian EVER)
9. Que vida la mia - Reik
10. Gay Bar - Electric Six (I served them pints once)
